Exam Prep/Freak Out/Past Paper Rage

Yeah, yeah, i know, i should be studying right now. and chill out, i AM. im doing physics MCQ past papers on Xtremepapers.com right now. so yeah.

but i am freaked. i mean, ive got the most important exams of my life in 6 days- wait, no its past midnight so technically five days. not like im counting. oh no. my friends do that for me. ‘only ___ days til our exams, like, ohmagooodddd!!’ you are not making the pressure any easier to deal with, oh dearest friends of mine -.-

so anyways, i was supposed to get my past paper booklets yesterday. i ordered them on sat, paid for 75% of them, and even had a witness. buuut, evil photocopier dude, LOST my order, and on top of that, FORGOT to print them out. so i was told to pick them up today. but, boy, did i freak out. i cried and cried, that theres only a week left, and the freakin loser just cost me a day of my prep time! grrr…but i finally got them today, so im feeling a loooot better about my prep, although im still freaking and ill tell you why.

one, im not a genius nor a nerd; im not adil nor a fiza. ive only started preparing for Bio. (theory is right after the atps.) and ive done math past papers sorta at my math tution. but otherwise, i havent studied shit seriously for physics, and i havent as yet TOUCHED chemistry. so im freaking out majorly about chemistry…

And Math. see, i havent practiced math in atleast a yr, since i got sir sohrab as my teacher, and im totally out of practice and my prep is literally less than one fourth the prep i had LAST year when i attended sir farid’s math tution and didnt even GIVE the exam last year…so very veryyy scared about even math. and i used to be better than adil at it too!! >.< aaarrrggghhhh

speaking of genius adil, i talked to his mom the day we were getting our mock results (were childhood friends;ive known him since 3rd grade) and shes going on how shes forcing a genius like adil to study 8 hours a day. lady, im not even studying 3! 3 hours, max, breaks included. im soooo scaaared =(

and and literature. i havent even ever once finished reading the entire wuthering heights. when i went off to the national debating thing, i missed loads of stuff, and havent really read up on what i missed. soo yeaaah. there shall always be apprehensive when it comes to the literarure exam, regardless of your mock grade (i got a 82%! the only one in class who got over 80! ME! and A!! =O) and prep, and grasp of the storyline/plot/ coursework, basically.

and then theres loaaads of nervousness when it comes down to the science subjects too..very much so…i hope i truly pray for atleast an A in physics so i dont have to regive it…

i hope and pray these cursed exams go well. then i can finally look forward to a whole summer vacation of nothingness and  , eventually, boredome. ah, but that boredome is still much more preffered over this evil evil exam time, no? =P

i cant wait for this stuff to end….

and i do promise, as soon as my exams end, ill update my blog. bring it up to speed. ill put all my wacko weirdo dreams up. ill add a bunch more of gahssip junk from the Lyla and co. group. and ill talk more about random shiz again =)

until then, toodles~

haha, toodles =P pathetic…

Later, Homies!

yeaaah, i know the ‘homies’ doesnt make it all that much cooler…=P

My Neighbors building Frankenstein

Now before i get drilled like ‘oi, your last post said youre on prep leave for your exams, so wtf you doin here again?’ i just saw something that might be nothing or just everything- not likely- or Frankenstein’s birth.

Ive made it a habbit to walk on the chut- the roof top- daily at around 7.30 pm cuz otherwise its too hot in the daylight hours. and it givews me something to do thats healthy when the lights are out cuz that one lone lightbulb in my room thats on the UPS fused and now needs to be replaced. until then, my rooms dark and i just cant study anywhere else. sooo i go up to the rooftop and walk in the wind =)

So today, since the lights are out, i find it verrryyyy suspicious that this one house, a street behind mine, diagnally across, has these sparks, short bursts of light every now and then, as if their- welding. but ive had welding done at my house before to put up this grill and its extreemeelyyyy loud. you can hear it up to atleast a 3 house radius. yet, their thing wasnt making any noise.

so what are my mysterious neighbors upto? what are the building, blowing up silently, constructing?

LIFE.

the day before the day before the day before THAT, it was all stormy and there was loaaadsss of lightning. i was up there late at night on a im-bored-got-nothing-else-to-do-with-my-life stroll and saw it all first hand. so they must have been building Frankenstein, and gave it life then. duh.

And now theyre just makings some last adjustments. yep yep.

so thats new.

ive got mysteriously mad scientist neighbors whove created life. and thus, resulted in my neighbor being Frankenstein. so yeaaah.

what can i say, theres never a dull moment in my life =P

and these are the findings and conclusions drawn by myself and i DO work with sherlock, afterall. im  such a cool Wattson, i know B)

later, homies!

Blame the Internet: an Apology, Exams, and a Ban

First, an Apology. im SO SO SOOOO SORRYYYY. i havent exactly been updating this thing for a loooooong tiiime. im sowwy >.<

I have excuses, believe me, i do! its like the universe, life, and everything else (ie, 42) are trying their hardest to stop me…well, first the internet sucks. its biased and mean. a true typical hollywood bully =( and as ive complained about it multiple times previously to this post, i shant do it again. atleast not now. and two, the laptop broke down.  and i absolutely refuse to type on an ipad. it kills your wrists and then you cant draw! and my not being able to draw- weeelll, im not about to let it happen, now or ever!

So how am i typing this out? well, ive kind stoled my dads laptop and am trying it out now. its just IMPOSSIBLE to use for me. first, its waaay too big, and ive somehow alread managed to close this tab twice. and i hope there isnt a third time…

ignoring my constant rants that few of you have probably missed, who am i kidding, ive got no readers =( *sniff*, back to the main point!

i apologise now for my extreme lack of updates. although, i do have an alt. ive complied a documentation, a journal, if you will, of all the going ons of life and shit as i know it to put here once i have the time after my exams. yes, on paper. and as the concept of an actual tangible diary (NOT a diary. a journal.) may be hard/impossible for many people to grasp, its there. and i did write one. a journal. hee hee.

kaaay, so updates about that journal, laterrrrr. summer vacation, wohoo!

soo. EXAMS. due to which my parents have banned me from the internet, the ipad, the laptop, video games (all excluding that ONE pokemon game i just cant find…(platninum)), emails, fb, 9gag, and at some point, my phone. bleh. i myself have banned myself from reading new books so to satisfy my thirst for reading, im rereading old books of mine. like the charlie bone series. i found out NOW, my second time only reading the series, that i havent actually read the ENTIRE series. i mean, sure, i knew i skipped the first book, but i didnt know there was an EIGHTH one!! and now that im done with that, im reading alex rider. again. bleh =P

soooo ive got two weeks til my exams start…and then they end on the 30th of May. cant wait. til the 30th, not the 7th..er, yeaaah.

so up. the apology…oh and an apology in advance since i wont be back here til the 30th! sorryyyyy.

Whats there to look forward to when i do get back, HMMM?! well, im glad you asked!

stuff like my recent dream where i became bros with batman, and the very awkward moment (so awkward that when im next asked in truth or dare, and ive been dared to pick truth, ill have to answer with this) with my childhood bro, ishi, and the science fair fail of the 6th and 7th graders that i attended, the Farewell function/my graduating thing, the drama of the couples in my group of friends, and much much more. i also had a dream where goku and vegeta become knights in shinning armor and asist me in defeating the Bloors of Bloors Academy (from charlie bone. get my references, people, plz!?).

now that you know i have not been holding out on the craziness and insanity and randomness of my actual life, stay tuned!

[uuuuggggh. i just realized im gonna have SOOO muuuuuuch to typpppe ouuuut nooowww...bleeeeh. im laaaazyyyyy alreaddyy just thinking about it..]

Buh-Bye! And wish me luck/pray/whatever that i get GREAT grades =P

laterrrr, y’all!

That Sickly Challenge

but anyways, a lot of stuff happened today. lets start with the sickly challenge.

so the thing was that just about everyone who went to the nationals and was a debater got sick except me. and the boys basketball team. but, surprise surprise, they all got sick too. wali kept complaining his whole body ached after the bus ride, brun said he was nauseous, aziz got food poisoning (as he claimed, but it might very well be that he just cant handle his seafood. (i had seafood too and im fine. but then again, i do have a strong gut, so maybe it was just me afterall)), and ayesha and mateena were dying of sore throats, loosing their voices semily, and their voices bait gaye, all at the same time. so yeah. and i started bragging how i wasnt getting sick like those too, especially since they were contagious, and i was even eating all their food too. so ayesha took it upon herself to get me to catch whatever she and mateena had, or atleast get me sick. she failed. boo yeah =P yeah, so i was the only one who wasnt sick, yaaay =)

fun, but as soon as i got back, i got cutlets made by daddi for lunch. i guess she  made them for us kids since we werent in our hometown, and she couldnt feed us all weekend. so i had them. and then it turned out that they gave me explosive diarrhea -.- que and my dadda got it too….sucks.

that was yesterday. and i even kinda forgot i was sick and had nutella. god, was my mom mad at me for that act of stupidity…but the chocolate cured me! i was fiiiine until i had tuna today -________- evil fishy… so yeah, but i did get to come home early then ^_^ so now ive got a new distraction: the Nine Lives of Chloe King, or as i simply call it, Kitty Lives. i love the theme song thing, but i just found it cool until her fingernails became claws. cheapness level: pindi boyz -.-” ew. but seriously, even the effects were almost level merlin (eventhough i love it ^_^). and when she went all acrobatic, i thought it was awesome. but then the claws and…bam, all coolness out the window.

and i don like alec. ugh. he has a cute character, but hes not cute, and he needs a haircut. i dont like him too much. i love amy, chloes best friend though. shes just so pretty! and sweet =) okaaaay, yeah, gonna go watch some now =P

Knowing Me: Ze Bribery Tactic

Thing is, at my school we kids are divided into four houses: Orion, Aquila, Phoenix, and Lyra. The colors used to be blue, maroon, purple, and green, respectively. used to. Now theyre blue, green, red, and yellow. cuz that just works, right? =Y acutually loved the old colors MUCH better…

So this year im in aquilla, and this year theyre merging the O-level and the A-level sports day into one three day long thing (more complaints on that later..) and so from o levels everyone from the o level and the loner-ed eighth graders vote to pick a representative who will aide the househead in all sportsy ness. (whoopee, i wanna be a lacky, i do i do! =P )

Soooo aquila had some major completion..two sport fanatics who were good friends running against each other. One was my friend Maaz (the riding a seahorse guy. what? you missed out that epicness?! Go find it on  my site! the posts name is ‘The War Against the Land King’. Go go, ill wait for you to get back..) and the other, ateeq. not very good friends with him, something like acquaintances, id say. Sooo they were going around EVERYWHERE trying to reel in votes. it was neck and neck. So..when the two found out that i was in aquila…all hell broke lose. so ateeq says hell bribe me with money. he knows me well. but maaz then offers to buy me chocolate. he knows me MUCH much better. course, i chose the chocolate. ateeq then offers me more money. uh, did you not learn from your mistake just now, bro? nope, sticking with the chocolate. and so i voted for maaz. (…i was gonna vote for him anyways though =P haha)

and so today he FINALLY got me the chocolate bar, and i had fun stuffing my face and not sharing ^_^ mmmm chocolate…

kaaayyyyy, so now onto complaining about a three day long sports meet. i didnt go to last years one, so ill just compare it to the one before when i was in section G. i remember that back then there was no one active in my house. so i ran in all the races but the 1600m one, cuz i said id die. soo yeaaah. i could barely walk the next day. and my classroom *groaaaan* was on the second floor..so i took atleast fifteen minutes climbing those treacherous and formidable cliffs. er, i mean, stairs. yeah. =)

So unless they wanna kill all us out of shape kids, then a three day sports meet is just INSANE. especially if the schools all about studies and we need to be more serious about them…yeah, your doing a greaaaat job there…grumble mumble…

ok, NOW im gonna go watch some MLP season3, yeah im a brony, but not a hardcore one. i like the show, its cute =3 and i just hope it loaads…stupid internet -.-

anyways, tmrw i fail my math test, yeah! =P

 

The Retarded Effects of Coffee

I should have you know what the hell coffee does to a crazy, already hyper person like me.

first of all, the TEMPERATURE of the coffee is an insanely important factor in figuring out whats about to happen.

if its hot/warm coffee:
then its still too hot. i can NEVER have hot coffee. not even warm coffee. i have warmish semi lukewarm coffee. and it makes it impossible for me to sleep. i admit, i dont have coffee regularly or even often, but i really do love it. and cuz i dont have it often, i dont get a caffine buzz. but i still cant sleep. and sometimes, i get suuuper hyper. but not high. oh no. thats for other occasions like math class or when im sick..(more on that later =P )

and now for when i have cold coffee…

it sorta depends. if its the frothy milkshake type thing than i get hyper. and a bit more crazy than usual. dont give me frothy milkshake like cold coffee (especially one already loaded with sugar. not even one thats sugar free. cuz ill just end up adding a TON of sugar to it and then get even more…uncontrollable.) if you value any peace, tranquility, or if you have a terrible aversion to kids. just imagine 7  three year olds running around you, pulling your hair and tugging on the hem of your shirt, yelling at the top of their lungs. if that imagery doesnt please you then dont give me this kind of coffee. or else. you have been warned well, that image isnt entirely appropriate. First off, i am taller than them. and i have longer lung capacity to yell with. i can also run faster. and forget tugging at you-what good is that anyways? unless i need you to take me to the bathroom-ill just pick pocket you. …and possibly place those stolen goods in other peoples bags, hands, pockets, etc. so yeaaaah.

Nescafe Cold Coffee.

tastes just so freaking good. yuuuummmm. love the stuff. but it makes me shit sleepy. the first time i had it, i fell asleep exactly where i was. which was the floor of my room. i woke up two hours later with a pins and needles feeling on my entire right arm which, at the time, was my pillow. sooo…. yeah, sleepy =P

i actually had a sip of some today, and now i feel like im about to drop dead. just this one super tiny teeniest of teeny tiny sips. and still…

ok, now i just gotta mention the bribery thing, and im off to bed soon =)

Awesome In-Laws and Philosophy About Love

It just so happens that Hadia my lil sis is asad (ayeshas lil brother)s wife in the school play =P in the 6th grade. hahahaha =P its just so fun. and awesome that ayesha are now sister in laws =)

and ofcourse i would and did tease mohtashim about it. you know, are you jealous are you jealous?? and, U so Jay! haha, such fuun teasing these lil kids. especially when i started teasing and started the whole hadia and mohtashim couple shipping =P

hadia used to chase this one guy in montesseri around called mohtashim. and she would only ever talk about this one guy called mohtashim who she would always mention. how he did all these stupid, crazy, silly things, and annoying, funny, retarded things hed say too. so i know that she used to hate him.

but theres a thin line between hate and love. and sometimes its incredibly hard to figure out which side of that line youre on. and most of the time you dont even realize when youve crossed over from one side to the other..the opposite of love isnt hate, its indifference. you know, meh. whatever.

and so it seriously sounded as if hadia had no idea that he was the only guy she would talk about from her class. and even possibly the only classmate she would talk about- either i dont recall her other freinds (if she had any. aw, thats mean. im  sure she did. maybe.) or atleast that this guy was the only one of note.

so yeah, it sounded like she had a complete crush on him and didnt even realize it. time to TEASE.

lastly, personally i really like mohti. hes cute, and hes pretty funny. although he has some insane views on certain cartoons and cartoon movies, hes still cool. were friends.

infact, its cuz of him i even started talking to mohgeise. i hate him though. hes annoying. anyways, mohti told me that his brother is the most annoying guy ever and so i started talking to him to prove him wrong cuz i know that suleman is the essence of boredom. i still stand at that belief. but mohgeise is a close second.

anyways, i gotta go now. tution. and also, im going to go watch this play. ditch my tution that day and yeah. i even got my debate class shifted so i could go watch it. im  wearing my new boots then. oh gosh, i actually have a longish short story on my new fake fur lined boots…

Ciao!