I should have you know what the hell coffee does to a crazy, already hyper person like me.
first of all, the TEMPERATURE of the coffee is an insanely important factor in figuring out whats about to happen.
if its hot/warm coffee:
then its still too hot. i can NEVER have hot coffee. not even warm coffee. i have warmish semi lukewarm coffee. and it makes it impossible for me to sleep. i admit, i dont have coffee regularly or even often, but i really do love it. and cuz i dont have it often, i dont get a caffine buzz. but i still cant sleep. and sometimes, i get suuuper hyper. but not high. oh no. thats for other occasions like math class or when im sick..(more on that later =P )
and now for when i have cold coffee…
it sorta depends. if its the frothy milkshake type thing than i get hyper. and a bit more crazy than usual. dont give me frothy milkshake like cold coffee (especially one already loaded with sugar. not even one thats sugar free. cuz ill just end up adding a TON of sugar to it and then get even more…uncontrollable.) if you value any peace, tranquility, or if you have a terrible aversion to kids. just imagine 7 three year olds running around you, pulling your hair and tugging on the hem of your shirt, yelling at the top of their lungs. if that imagery doesnt please you then dont give me this kind of coffee. or else. you have been warned 😉 well, that image isnt entirely appropriate. First off, i am taller than them. and i have longer lung capacity to yell with. i can also run faster. and forget tugging at you-what good is that anyways? unless i need you to take me to the bathroom-ill just pick pocket you. …and possibly place those stolen goods in other peoples bags, hands, pockets, etc. so yeaaaah.
Nescafe Cold Coffee.
tastes just so freaking good. yuuuummmm. love the stuff. but it makes me shit sleepy. the first time i had it, i fell asleep exactly where i was. which was the floor of my room. i woke up two hours later with a pins and needles feeling on my entire right arm which, at the time, was my pillow. sooo…. yeah, sleepy =P
i actually had a sip of some today, and now i feel like im about to drop dead. just this one super tiny teeniest of teeny tiny sips. and still…
ok, now i just gotta mention the bribery thing, and im off to bed soon =)