The Internet in a Nutshell (tIiaN)- Part I- Facebook
‘The internet is a vast and wonderous wasteland full of cats, raging people, and ponies. But mostly, cats.
Lets take a looksie, shall we?
One of the places you will often incounter on the internet is known as Facebook. It is a very dangerous place full of morons, idiots, farmers, and annoying people who belong on twitter because they are always using hashtags.
The farmers have a disease which they will try to spread to you and they will try several times a day to make you one of their own. They will constantly come out of nowhere requesting you, yes, requesting not forcing, requesting you to become one of their own. No matter how many times you push them back, they will come back with even greater determination and eventually they will force you into doing it. They will strap you down, they will pry your eyelids open, and make you watch boring shit like (how) you have to attend to the cows and farms and crops every single ten minutes and eventually you may succumb to them or you may not. There are few survivors, many of which have lost their minds to this harsh punishment, some of which have managed to escape.
That is Facebook in a nutshell.’
-My Brittish Brother.
*the brackets are me correcting his english and trying to make his babbling make more sense without altering the original shit he said as little as possible.