Ze Origins of Mint Chuntey and the Sushi Slayer

So i was online chatting with a Korean friend and ive just basically founded the Awesome Asian Alliance/the power rangers (not trying to copyright, just saying). Hes the Sushi Slayer and im Mint Chutney ^_^ wohoo~

So now, guess what happens when two totally crazy and random and phsychopathic people form an alliance with food names? the universe implodes. nah, just kidding. But ill tell you what does happen. Vegeta and Goku join. and then with all our Awesome Asian Powers (of Randomness and Crazy) its only a matter of time until the Justice League and the Avengers ask us to join them. Mhmm. We’re just that truly epic.

(spideys got nothing on us~!)

So yeah. next time youre in trouble or in need of someone to get that pesky cat out of the tree- call the Awesome Asian Alliance! We may or may not see the need to help! xD

okaay. and fyi, litter bugs are my natural enemies >.> and ive got a partner in crime (not really, a partner in justice here) called James Baxter, another super hero, that helps me kick litterbug butt. so yeah. wohoo. he however always turns a blind eye when old ladies are being mugged. (‘she doesnt need any help, she can handle it herself. *gasp* did that guy just j-walk?! how dare he?! i shall bring him to justice!!’)

Mhmm. and as Mint Chutney (greenish in color) i shall be wearing either yellow or red. cuz im awesome. and i shall have the element of surprise that way =) so yeaaah.

Imma evilish. so dont think that ill be bringing everyone and anyone to justice.  it might be litter bugs. it might be someone whos getting on my nerves. it might be someone who just trashed/ripped a book to shreds (unless, ofcourse, the book was Twilight). it might even be someone who just didnt compliment my sunglasses. Or someone unlucky enough to have gotten on my bad side. Even celebrities are not safe!  Youve been warned,  Justin Bieber.

Yes. i am indeed evilish. even the Magic 8 ball told me so. so there, that is obviously undeniable proof for all you athiests. muahahaha. besides how im actually evilish anyways through my actions. like whateverrr…

Next time, i might even reveal my super powers. or not. the element of surprise, muahahaha. i might be able to shoot pizza slices out of my ears, or have masala-vision. you never know. and maybe you never shaaall. dun dun duuun.

now excuse me while i go create a rap/themesong and stitch together a cape. as The Mint Chutney im very busy indeed.

Peaaace~!

-The Mint Chutney
Desi to the extreme. 

ps.
wow, i think that was easily the post where i evil-luaghed the most…and ironically enough this was a post all about me being a superhero. i amaze even myself.
nope…not really xD but irony. you just gotta love it.

Ze Tale of the Knock Knock Joke

Ze tale of the Knock Knock Joke

I found this strip of fb comments on memebase.com and found it damn HILARIOUS. its seriously funny =) i always find fb comment stuff like this amusing, but this one really and ideally (…does that make sense? i dont think it does… =P ) is my all time favorite! atleast for now ^_^ hope it brightens up your day and makes you laugh, like it did me =)

For He is the Night

For He is the Night

Hahahaha, this kind of stuff is rare. Legit batman trolling, that is =P honestly, i loooove batman (shhh, dont tell anyone, but, i AM batman =x ) And there are just sooo many batman fans out there that are AMAZING. with amazing and inspirational fanart, and art work. and dat sense of humour, GOSH. but yeaah, this is something that brightened up my day and made me laugh and smile. Batman for the win, eh! ^_^

SUMMER START

oh GOOOSHHHHHH.

exams are OVAAAAHHH!

so i dont need no english vinglish shit goin down in mah life ne morez, yo.

no, i kinda do. that sentence almost killed me =P war is tough, even tougher as a grammar nazi. seriously. no joke.

okaaaaay. yeah. so i havent been upgrading this blahg  in atleast a couple of months…. that means ive got just SO MUCH to put here to bring things up to speed. phphphphhhh. (ie *exasperated motor sound*)

anywaaaaaayyyyys. before that, i think ive already run out of things to do and its only been three days so far. lalala….

yeah, today was particularly hard cuz i was creditless on my cell and couldnt text any of my friends. just as bad, the landline phone wasnt working either…and the internet was down. so i was basically i disconnected from civilization and society. and then i was “tutoring” my little PIA tripple I sister which made it feel as if i was isolated from intelligent life altogether.

mmmmm. that was my day =P

onwards to happier topics!

what is the FAVOURITE pass time of a student during finals, hmm? procrastinating and dreaming up ideas and ways to utilize aaallll that free time we get afterward, in the summer vacation. and so i made a little note in my cell phone of what i was gonna do, and here it is

(apparently i have just noticed that the semicolon/colon key is broken on my laptop that my dad had borrowed for a month…so dont blame me if there arent any of Zose here and all)

To do shit after CIE

watch pll, vd, chuck, zach and cody, batman, sherlock,

play pokemon, read manga,

reread the percy jackson series over, read the mark of athena, reread inheritance cycle, read crocodile tears, read game of thrones book 2 (?), read dan brown’s inferno,

learn french.

continue comics! *details that do not belong on the internet as they may be playgerized* start and complete mini series.

learn how to juggle! properly, this time!

Youtuuuube, awww yeaaaah! watch ALL of collabatsean, aaaalll.

so yeah. thats what i wrote. new things have been added and removed, course. but more on that later. i think ill try to update this now.

REMEMBER= its from the OLDEST to the NEWEST. so itd be like my mid term news and THEN my  spring break shit. (just an example, ill be doint it chronologically, the update that is.)

so yeaaaaah,

LETS TIME TRAVEL!

whoshwhewwhewwww *insert appropriately correct tardis sound here*

[for those who dont know, i am secretly-not-so-secretly a time lord and have time traveled in the past, present, and future before. its just that the human race is too stupid to believe me when i tell them so. siiiigh. afterall, the dr. in Dr. Grey I. Wattson isnt there for nothing, you know! not only is it for the PhD in philosophy but also THIS.]

 

Blame the Internet: an Apology, Exams, and a Ban

First, an Apology. im SO SO SOOOO SORRYYYY. i havent exactly been updating this thing for a loooooong tiiime. im sowwy >.<

I have excuses, believe me, i do! its like the universe, life, and everything else (ie, 42) are trying their hardest to stop me…well, first the internet sucks. its biased and mean. a true typical hollywood bully =( and as ive complained about it multiple times previously to this post, i shant do it again. atleast not now. and two, the laptop broke down.  and i absolutely refuse to type on an ipad. it kills your wrists and then you cant draw! and my not being able to draw- weeelll, im not about to let it happen, now or ever!

So how am i typing this out? well, ive kind stoled my dads laptop and am trying it out now. its just IMPOSSIBLE to use for me. first, its waaay too big, and ive somehow alread managed to close this tab twice. and i hope there isnt a third time…

ignoring my constant rants that few of you have probably missed, who am i kidding, ive got no readers =( *sniff*, back to the main point!

i apologise now for my extreme lack of updates. although, i do have an alt. ive complied a documentation, a journal, if you will, of all the going ons of life and shit as i know it to put here once i have the time after my exams. yes, on paper. and as the concept of an actual tangible diary (NOT a diary. a journal.) may be hard/impossible for many people to grasp, its there. and i did write one. a journal. hee hee.

kaaay, so updates about that journal, laterrrrr. summer vacation, wohoo!

soo. EXAMS. due to which my parents have banned me from the internet, the ipad, the laptop, video games (all excluding that ONE pokemon game i just cant find…(platninum)), emails, fb, 9gag, and at some point, my phone. bleh. i myself have banned myself from reading new books so to satisfy my thirst for reading, im rereading old books of mine. like the charlie bone series. i found out NOW, my second time only reading the series, that i havent actually read the ENTIRE series. i mean, sure, i knew i skipped the first book, but i didnt know there was an EIGHTH one!! and now that im done with that, im reading alex rider. again. bleh =P

soooo ive got two weeks til my exams start…and then they end on the 30th of May. cant wait. til the 30th, not the 7th..er, yeaaah.

so up. the apology…oh and an apology in advance since i wont be back here til the 30th! sorryyyyy.

Whats there to look forward to when i do get back, HMMM?! well, im glad you asked!

stuff like my recent dream where i became bros with batman, and the very awkward moment (so awkward that when im next asked in truth or dare, and ive been dared to pick truth, ill have to answer with this) with my childhood bro, ishi, and the science fair fail of the 6th and 7th graders that i attended, the Farewell function/my graduating thing, the drama of the couples in my group of friends, and much much more. i also had a dream where goku and vegeta become knights in shinning armor and asist me in defeating the Bloors of Bloors Academy (from charlie bone. get my references, people, plz!?).

now that you know i have not been holding out on the craziness and insanity and randomness of my actual life, stay tuned!

[uuuuggggh. i just realized im gonna have SOOO muuuuuuch to typpppe ouuuut nooowww…bleeeeh. im laaaazyyyyy alreaddyy just thinking about it..]

Buh-Bye! And wish me luck/pray/whatever that i get GREAT grades =P

laterrrr, y’all!

Aquamaaan and his ‘friends’

Aquamaaan and his 'friends'

i luuv batman ❤ and the original awesome greenlantern cartoon that used to come on when i was in the third grade, where the green lantern wasnt a freckly red head, but an awesome african-American dude with a goatie. oh, the good ol' days *sniff* but yeah, in batman the brave and the bold, i HATE aquaman. plus, i totally dont even get his power(s), if he has any. is he like a male mermaid. oh wait, i know! hes like king of the mermaids, am i right? like, arieals older brother? or uncle? =P (he is obviously not cool enough to be her dad, correct xD) are his powers like Percy Jackson or something? iiii dont know =P but yaaah, i just was browsing through 9gag and found this funny, and the animations cute, so i thought id share and save it here =) enjoy. but, seriously, aquaman? =S hahaha, i lust love batman =D