Two Cool for Four-Eyes

And yes, i did spell it as two instead of too on purpose. read the anecdote. then just marvel at my lameness ^_^

sooo once upon a time, i was leaving my tution centre and rushing off to see if my car was there on time (which it wasnt. pffff.) since my debate classes clash with my physics tution ones so i had to go there directly. either way, i caught a glimpse of some utter coolio-ness as i was walking towards the gate to see if my car was infact there (only to be disappointed.)

I saw a chick sitting on a bench, texting or flipping through pictures or something or the other on her cell, and i noticed what was different here and what brought her to my attention in the first place.

Pink dyed hair? nope. Ugly outfit? nah. clown make up? hah, i wish. no, it was something else entirely.

She was wearing two pairs of glasses. TWO PAIRS.

She had a spare pair balanced on the top of her head (just like how i usually wear my glasses) and another pair on the bridge of her nose. i say…what? And she did this like it was THE most normal thing in the world too. And everyone else didnt really notice either, which kinda surprised me. kids these days. theyll wear just about anything. (im such a gramps =3 ) The dudes were busy with an intense match of table tennis, so i kinda get that…yet, the chicks? dont they usually love to oggle at the outfits of others? sorry, i know its a stereotype, but these girls really do.

so yeah, she was two cool to be JUST four eyes (get it now, get it?? =D yes. dat lameness ^_^ ). she had to go for six. (i have already gone for eight, but all on my face at once, and while super hyper/high when hanging out with my friends. not just chill on fb or anything…) so yeah. thats the anecdote of the Chick who Knew Fashion. down to the c. (there is no c in fashion. haha. arent i funny? ok, ill shut up now *pout*)

so yeaaah, thats about it =P now i gotta go do another post about the reasons why i didnt go to the out of town debate which i usually find suuuuper duper fun. here goes.

Ze Out!

The Deaths of the Deer

(plural of deer? what kinda collective noun do you use for deer? a pack? a flock? a…HERD! thats it, right? so happy i got it! =) but now i cant say ‘grammar nazis unite!’ anymore =( pooh.)

A funny story concerning collective nouns: my best bud, ayesha’s younger bro has some interesting kids in his class (the 6th grade). they were doing an exercise on collective nouns. and one of those interesting kids…wrote for a ____ of tigers…he wrote…a FLOCK. yep. just imagine. geese are migrating south for winter, and then majestically, a tiger swoops over to gobble them whole, with its gorgeous wide spread eagle wings. hahahaha, hilarious. i love kids sometimes =D

Oh, want the best snack for winters? A grill cheese sandwhich. JUST KIDDING. minus the cheese. totally serious. PLUS nutella. such melted warm goodness =3 *drool*

Anyways, the deer now.

i went to a debate practise session today, at Hoti’s place. now, as soon as i entered i was confused as to where to go (she hadnt answered her door, but her worker/cook/person dude there did) since there are two staircases; one leading up, and one down. after i say hello..? and my friend ayesha and my coach tell me to climb the stairs, i do. and the wall touching the sorta spirally stairs was – COMPLETELY covered in atleast eight, i shit you not EIGHT, deer heads. super huge ones that looked fake, normal ones that looked real except that it looked like they had twigs on their heads instead of horns, and even -AW! =( – baby deer! (filly? no, thats a horse…) it was sad. but i was chill when i got up to the session, and i didnt act creeped out by this, and everyone was shocked at my reaction, my lack of reaction, my utter chillness, and acceptence. sure, who ever did it was and is a heartless beast for doing so, but its not my place to say so. i mean, i know that but i still would have, if id known who had done it (no one but the debaters where there, the host/hosts were not present. breaking and entering…just kidding, they were in another room, s’all =P

And then we discussed the debate topic, and agenda. and now on tuesday is the actual debate. but cuz of timing clashes with my tutions, i am now going to come late (only attend the last hour). and thus i getting to JUDZGE. random z typo. but it looks cool, so ill just leave it there =P yeps, im weird ^_^

and it gets weirder. (and you thought i was done…ha!)

as we were leaving, i noticed something else in the main entrance room. there were about three/a bunch of rooms to my left as i entered the house, and the stairs on my right. so now, i noticed something on the top of the door frames. i guess i didnt notice it before cuz i was just nervous (entering someone elses house for the first time does that to me, especially if i dont know them. dont know why, just does. =S is that weird? am i the only one?) or something (ha, not really =P theres no point pretending to be normal now…) and i missed it but i pointed it out, and apparently i was the only one to notice it too. (im usually a lot more observant that this. just saying.) there were deer heads there too. no, wait thats incorrect. they were SKULLS. *shudder* super creepy. ugh.

now how the hell am i supposed to go to sleep? -.-” i really shouldve written about That Typo Bus before going to sleep instead…*Sigh* oh well, now ill just listen to 1D and go to sleep =P

Ciao~

yeah. im italian too. deal with it =P B) 😉

The Eldredge Knotted Tie

The Eldredge Knotted Tie

I learnt how to knot this kinda tie just today, actually. and its alot easier than i thought. its simple, and looks so damn cool =) totally wearing this tie to the next debate tournament =D oh and for those who care, theres another link mentioned here somewhere (in this post, that is) where there’s another picture of this knot on a yellow tie. its clearer, but i think this ones cooler. so yeah =P