Proving I have the Best Timing

Now, as many of you may know, I am a Timelord. I can time travel, and yes, I do own my very own TARDIS. But that’s not what I’m here to discuss today. What I will be discussing is telling a story of my amazing Timelord Timing.

Yesterday, I went out shopping with Hadia, my mom, dad and Rida. We went to check out this sale at Mothercare for baby stuff, and during all this, I was texting Kamil. We were just talking and all, the usual stuff, I was teasing him about being superman, he was talking about how much shit I’ll have to put up with next year, that sort  of stuff. Then, we, as in my family, decided to go to Subway (it was predecided and the true reason I had come along =3 ).

We enter the store, and bam! There’s Kamil, standing in line, right in front of us. He even texted me there and then, inside the store, “funny world”. Oh, you have no idea.

And this was the first weekend after the play, so I didn’t want my parents to be reminded of that, and Kamil, being awesomely paranoid, pretended not to know me. It worked, and boy was that great. (I would’ve gotten into a loot more trouble.)

It was also a total plus that my dad didn’t recognize him either. I told Kamil that it must have been the Clark Kent effect. (During the play he wasn’t wearing his glasses, but today he was.) So my dad didn’t recognize him cuz of that. It’s the only rational explanation.

Either way, it was super funny to me, and I barely kept a straight face in the store at the time. I don’t even know why, I just found it hilarious.

So yeah, that’s what went down yesterday. Besides which, I spent the entire day reading Fairytail. Yes, reading. I started the manga. I don’t know why I’m even reading it. The animation pains me. I blame Zaid. And he knows it too. Huzzah.

Oops, I gotta poof now.

Laterr!

Crazy, Chocolate, and Cookies,
-Ze

ps.
Dammiiiit, why am I still not studying?!! Dx

What if One Googles Irish…?

So i was hit with this memory of seeing this one 9gag post where a dude had googled ‘the most british picture on the internet’, hit images, and saw the first picture that caused the post to be born. It was Mr. Bean, riding a horse, on a black Sedan-like Mercedez Benez and the Big Ben in the background with the queen waving in a corner, the union jack everywhere, that epic Royal Guard with their red uniform and black furry skyscrapper hats…and other stuff i cant recall =P

SO i wanted to google something like that too =) but German was pretty expectable, with those bartenderish chicks with huge boobs in green plaid dresses and braided up hair and white lace. Holding alotta beer, in those huuuge, tall and glass mugs. And then id already seen the american one- i shall now proceed to find it since it was REALLY hilarious. both, actually. if i do find them, i shall post them in here too. hang on. lemmeh get mah google on ^_^

WO-o-ooW. I just googled ‘the most american picture ever’ and there are just too many good ones!! So ive put some of the best ones. Yay =3

Now, this was the first one, and i think its pretty epic. who wouldnt?

bad george washington, trying to copy natsumi and shit

^Badass Washington. Copying Natsumi and shit (Luka) (from Alice Academy.)

Now the rest are just too cool to be ignored. Like Honest Abe here in the top left corner, on a bear…

come at me, bro! said Honest Abe

'Merica Since

^The eagles got lazer eyes…different colored lazer eyes O.o and theres Captain America, very nice, oh, look! Wooven bacon. now that IS american =P

Dat Hamburger

^Two words. Dat Hamburger. *Ham Burger. *three words. he he he, woops =P

Now, fair warning, the next ones explicit with some chicks in bikinis. avert your eyes now if you mind or find it indecent or whatever. scroll fast, fast! Theres still the British photos i gotta post with the Doctor and the Queen…

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^Is Lady Liberty brandishing a lightsaber? Wickeeeeeed.

And, aplty enough with the wicked (Ron Weasleyyy~!), onwards to Great Britain!

The most british thing everrr!

^And here she is, the most British picture. Its got The Doctor, Her Majesty in a photoshopped jearesy, what i assume to be an incomplete Union Jack on her face, and the Royal Guard, course. And atleast one pair of monocles. And a Cocker Spaniel, i think? well, whatever, dat dog. and tea. mhmm. clear pass. its also got Sherlock so alls right in the universe ❤

now just for one other coolio Brit pic i found. And this ones got Harry Potter, Mary Poppins, and even 007, my senior partner in beating up crime. atleast, when im 003.

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And nooow, finallyy, to move on to the POINT of this post in the first place. What came up when i googled ‘the most Irish picture ever on the internet?’ THIS.

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^ZE CATS IN AN IRISHY GREEN LEPRECHAUN HAT!! and theres another kitteh tooo! ❤ aaaaand lookie at all that green, and THEM SHAMLOCKS everywhere! im in love with this pictuuuure. D’aaaw =)

[Perfectly, its got snowflakes on the table cloth too <333]

-Frosty
the cool as hell snowman that inspires everyone and anyone

SUMMER START

oh GOOOSHHHHHH.

exams are OVAAAAHHH!

so i dont need no english vinglish shit goin down in mah life ne morez, yo.

no, i kinda do. that sentence almost killed me =P war is tough, even tougher as a grammar nazi. seriously. no joke.

okaaaaay. yeah. so i havent been upgrading this blahg  in atleast a couple of months…. that means ive got just SO MUCH to put here to bring things up to speed. phphphphhhh. (ie *exasperated motor sound*)

anywaaaaaayyyyys. before that, i think ive already run out of things to do and its only been three days so far. lalala….

yeah, today was particularly hard cuz i was creditless on my cell and couldnt text any of my friends. just as bad, the landline phone wasnt working either…and the internet was down. so i was basically i disconnected from civilization and society. and then i was “tutoring” my little PIA tripple I sister which made it feel as if i was isolated from intelligent life altogether.

mmmmm. that was my day =P

onwards to happier topics!

what is the FAVOURITE pass time of a student during finals, hmm? procrastinating and dreaming up ideas and ways to utilize aaallll that free time we get afterward, in the summer vacation. and so i made a little note in my cell phone of what i was gonna do, and here it is

(apparently i have just noticed that the semicolon/colon key is broken on my laptop that my dad had borrowed for a month…so dont blame me if there arent any of Zose here and all)

To do shit after CIE

watch pll, vd, chuck, zach and cody, batman, sherlock,

play pokemon, read manga,

reread the percy jackson series over, read the mark of athena, reread inheritance cycle, read crocodile tears, read game of thrones book 2 (?), read dan brown’s inferno,

learn french.

continue comics! *details that do not belong on the internet as they may be playgerized* start and complete mini series.

learn how to juggle! properly, this time!

Youtuuuube, awww yeaaaah! watch ALL of collabatsean, aaaalll.

so yeah. thats what i wrote. new things have been added and removed, course. but more on that later. i think ill try to update this now.

REMEMBER= its from the OLDEST to the NEWEST. so itd be like my mid term news and THEN my  spring break shit. (just an example, ill be doint it chronologically, the update that is.)

so yeaaaaah,

LETS TIME TRAVEL!

whoshwhewwhewwww *insert appropriately correct tardis sound here*

[for those who dont know, i am secretly-not-so-secretly a time lord and have time traveled in the past, present, and future before. its just that the human race is too stupid to believe me when i tell them so. siiiigh. afterall, the dr. in Dr. Grey I. Wattson isnt there for nothing, you know! not only is it for the PhD in philosophy but also THIS.]