MafiaMissions: an Infiltration, a Drug Lord, and a Getaway Car

The night before the night before last night, I surprisingly had a random, crazy dream.

It starts off at my old house in Pakistan, and I’ve decided to infiltrate this drug lord that is threatening authority in my territory. Oh, if you haven’t figured it out, of course I’m a mafia head in this dream.

So I get disguised slightly so I’m not immediately recognizable and walk on over to their lair (which was very conveniently the evil catnapper’s house- recall how saachi was kidnapped). Anyhoo, I’d gone during midday, so it’s sunny as heeeeck but inside the house, the entire place is dark and gloomy with a lot of black lights all over the place. I encountered a few people, but those henchmen weren’t the ones I wanted to deal with, so I ignored them as they wobbled past in their drug induced trance, giggling eerily every now and then.

I finally found a big fish worth following and he lead me to a public bathroom styled bathroom. It was gross and weird, but it was what it was. I didn’t hesitate to follow him into the guys bathroom, but once inside, he didn’t come out for a while, and so I just waited on a bench near the entrance for him to come out of a stall. But he never did, so I thought he might’ve fallen asleep. In a moment of annoyance and impatience, I got up to walk out in a huff, but then Abdallah suddenly showed up casually saying hi like he had been looking for me. He also didn’t seem to be under any drug influences.

Even dream-me was momentarily dazed by this development, and he just hugged me as a greeting then sat down on the bench next to me. In an attempt to absorb this, dream-me just plopped back down on the bench. Abdallah and I just started talking loads and hanging out, and finally the guy I’d followed into the place left his sanctuary of peace stall and left the bathroom. Not before I nicked his phone though :3 So as Abdallah keeps talking, I just started secretly browsing his phone and trying to transfer files to my lappie back home, a few houses over.

All of a sudden, the smoke alarms start spewing smoke (the irony) and I instantly know something terribly wrong has happened. I run out of the bathroom, apparently not caring if Abdallah was a part of this battle or not. I started casually walking down the empty halls seriously anticipating beating up some grunts cuz they definitely knew I was in there somewhere. All of a sudden, this giant black jeep crashes through the wall, and I see Taco in the driver’s seat yell at me to get in. I know I’m saved, because Taco has always been the getaway driver for my mafia. I climb into the car, and am quickly deafened by some explosions that happened right behind me.

Taco swerves the car and everything goes black for a bit.

I wake up to now be seated neatly in the back of the car. The jeep looked and was the size of a huge limo on the inside, and my family was sitting with me in the back. Ammi was thanking Taco for being “kind enough to give us a lift to our house as we moved” and Hadia and Que were evidently arguing about something or the other. Abu was counting the suitcases behind our seat and doing inventory as he usually does. Rida was on the floor coloring in a coloring book.

I totally remembered what had happened and turned to look at Taco out of confusion. He smiled when responding to my mom, and just winked at me so I knew everything had been taken care of. I then climbed into the passenger seat next to him and quietly discussed how the files I’d transferred from that guys phone were exactly what we’d been looking for to blackmail these guys into submission. Although it’d worked out, I was a little bummed I didn’t get to meet the head drug lord, especially since I was starting to think she was a girl. Looking out the window in dismay, I wondered if we ever could be friends if anything else. Would anything have changed if I had met her that day? I’d been meaning to expand my territory of F-8, F-9, F-10 and Chitown after all xD With thoughts like this I just gazed out the window as we drove on.

What Am I Doing with my Life- Er, I mean Summer Vacation?

Yeah, that.

Within three days of my Summer vacation, I was already at a loss for what to do with my new found ample amounts of free time. I just had no idea what to do. All the super productive things I put off until after the exams were far too tedious, and all the tv shows I planned on watching and starting just didn’t seem all that interesting anymore.

Soo what HAVE I been occupying myself with, hmm? Chronologically, it went something like this…

I I watched all the recent updates on the anime I’m following, but y’all have heard enough about my anime addictions recently, eh? 😉

In no particular order: No Game No Life, Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei, Akuma no Riddle, Ishuukan Friends/One Week Friends, Brynhildr in Darkness (don’t know the proper Japanese name >.< Le Alien One, as I call it with Alya 😛 ), Dragonar Academy, Haikuu!, and possibly others I’ve accidentally left out…

II Getting super hooked on one TV show- Once Upon a Time.

And I do mean “hooked”. Like hooked on rereading all of the Artemis Fowl books or the Harry Potter ones in one go, with not a single day without reading at least half a book. Yeah, that kind of obsession xD So I binge watched the first season in three days. And while doing so, put all me anime on pause, until I got a bit exhausted of watching episode after episode. So, when I started season 2 of it, I watched my anime along side it. And now, reaching ep 15, I’m a little not in the mood to watch it anymore, and have moved on.

But moved on to what?

III Back to anime! But it’s not like I’m watching seven anime at  a time, naw, I decided to start another NEW ONE. Mekakucity Actors!

And it’s pretty cool. I’m surprised. It’s a let down in the way Deathnote was; there was so much hype for it, and because of it’s excessive praise, I expected too much from it, and was disappointed. Just a tad though. I was told it was complicated, which it sort of is, but everything ties together PERFECTLY and comes full circle, so I don’t find it all that hard to follow. It also isn’t nearly as confusing as people make it out to be! Not one bit. That’s where most of the disappointment lies. So far. Yeah, it’s also an ongoing anime, and I’ve just seen the first ten episodes so faaar. For now. Let’s see how this show goes :3

(It’s a sci-fi, partially mystery, partially thriller?, kids with super powers, teen pop culture like Japanese anime show thing. I made it sound so terrible…Go check out a proper summary here, so I don’t feel like I just ruined any chances of you watching it just cuz of me…)

IV Well…I have yet to find out! I’ve moved on from tv shows, and I’m not in much of an anime mood, but I am starting to watch a bunch of movies from the eighties on Ayesha’s recommendations.

On the list, so far in this order, are: The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Pretty in Pink, and then a few more recentish films, like this one Kamil told me to check out called Keeping the Faith. It has Tom Daley from Night At the Museum in it :O Must watch!

V How could I forget this- MAH COSPLAAAAY!

I’m cosplaying as properly ish as I can without chopping my hair (as wigs are impossible to find in the right color here…) to yet just my second anime con! This one I do plan on going properly with my friends, and we are planning a proper group cosplay. Alya, Mnaz, Nahal, and I have put an insaaane amount of effort into our cosplays so far. It deserves it’s own post. With pictures, and everything ❤ And I’ll give it one too. I can’t wait for the actual con though! Just two days to go~ I hope it goes perfectly~

(I just bought my Liz and Patti guns today, with the spray paint and painter’s tape required to create the true Weapons look of those two sisters. I paint them tomorrow 🙂 And yuuup, our group cosplay is of Soul Eater, and I’m Death the Kidd!! #Symmetry )

(No, I am not going as Blackstar, soldgisdlkfjgdoirj!!)

[VI? While all of this is going on, I got back to Freaksworld, only to find that it’s just as empty as before, EXCEPT Freak’s back on the site, and he just made a new hang out- a Kingdom of Freak’s. It’s got all new people in it, and I’m the only oldie original freak there, plus Freak of course. (Pfft, the dude made a new account and wants to be called King now. Like I’ll ever call him that x3 ) I have also made an alt account! :O It’s just cuz I joined a Clan- the Fukushima one that Maya/Lizzie/Tidal started up a while back. She’s asked me to join all her clans every now and then, but I’ve always turned her down. This is the first time I actually considered it, and decided to try something new. I actually like it so far! I have the approval of Natsu for being Frostie, and I has a twinneh called Green~ I also found Am (Amnesia *buncha numbers*) from Freaksworld too! It’s pretty cool, even though the chat is dead recently cuz Tidal ain’t forcing people to join in as she’s stuck at her dad’s- The House of Terrible Internet. Plus there’s talking to new friends like SnowyEvil too. ]

Aaaand the Sun is rising now >.> I better go now!

Imma start watching the Breakfast Club now maybe? :3

Crazy, Chocolate, and Cookies,
-Frostie
the magical as hell snowman.

ps.
Ah, how I’ve missed rambling on this here blahg ❤

 

A New Comic- Beelive!

Alya had these rings that spelled out ‘believe’. Each ring had  a letter on it. They didn’t fit her very well, but did fit me. I wanted to wear them and go around going “Cuz all I gotta do is -believe- in me, Pokemon!!”. She wanted to wear them too. So Mnaz comes into play, divides the ring into TWO words, so we can share. I got “bee”. She got “live”. And now, we bro fist, yelling “believe”!!

So this comic shall be named Beelive. And that is also the name of the main setting in this comic too.

Beelive Heading

Plus, this shall be my first ever comic that will be called a “manga”. Even though it is read like a comic, and it’s mostly English, this comic will be AS Japanese as possible. It’s about a Cosplay Cafe, and anime addicts/otakus. How could this not have happened?!

The comic is in a semi demented state of the future. Although there is really just a year difference between Alya and Mnaz when it comes to schooling, I’ve made it somewhere around five. Alya and Mnaz have graduated uni, and have started their careers. I’m in my final year of (Japanese!) high school.

Alya’s made it as a plastic surgeon. Mnaz is a mafia leader, who’s cover is owning a dojo and training Goku/Goko in the martial arts. (Pshaw, doctors are just too boring, so I gave her a career change.) They got where they wanted to be in life…but their dream hasn’t happened yet.

See, it’s their dream, as well as mine, to open a Cosplay Cafe together. And after working for a while, they have enough money saved up to buy the perfect location, and have everything figured out- except how we’re going to run it in the morning. Alya and Mnaz have their jobs, and I’ve got school. But if we don’t have anyone working there in the mornings, we’d miss out on the afternoon/lunch rush and lose loads of profit. So, in a bind, with short-staffed-ness, we don’t open the cafe quite yet.

Random Doodle- Beelive Trio

Untiiiiil, I find us a perfect Japanese Android that I stole from Adil, a mad scientist who works in his secret laboratory. And XJ-19, the android, handles the fort while we’re busy doing our respective stuff in the mornings.

In the afternoon, we all gather and meet at the Cafe to join in, and help out. We meet and greet our customers and generally have fun. Plus we’ve got super powers (how could we NOT?). So, I’ll be seen flying around, serving the sugar free stuff (Alya doesn’t trust me to get the sugar stuffed stuff to the tables without “taste testing” first.). Alya will be the store manager, and drool at all the pretty boys/bishounen. Mehernaz will be the one- I don’t know, I haven’t figured it out yet…

And I’m pondering kidnapping and in slaving Asmaa, Alya’s older sister, to be out chef. Mhmm.

Innocent Act

^[a random panel from the comic, what with my innocent act and all =P ]

But how do I get the rest of our crew into this comic, huh? Weeeell, I was thinking of having a high school reunion, and having it held at the Cafe! And then, everyone will just keep popping in, every now and then. Some will become regular customers, like Zaid, Shayan, and Mateena (anime addicts).

Plus, Mnaz proposes that Zaid fall in love with XJ-19. And have a nose bleed when he sees her. I’m thinking of doing that.

Aaaagh, there’s just SO much more to mention about this comic too! But I gotta go draw some sketches for the actual cafe, and for it’s lay out and all. Since the next scenes going to be there.

Anyhoo, I’ll leave the rest for another post, like Kirito and the Neighboring Rivals for some other time =P

Buuut it feels just so GRAND drawing a comic after sooo impossibly long ❤ And now I’ll actually have something to do in physics xD Huzzah to that!

Crazy, Chocolate, and Cookies,
-Ze

Note- All the pictures used in this post were drawn by me, are mine, and I will sue for copying and claiming these to be yours >.> I work incredibly hard on my comics, my characters, and make loads of sketches before I’m satisfied with how they look. So don’t go stealing all that effort away from me. If you like how they look, save the pics, just don’t claim them to be yours. These characters are MINE, and these pictures from this site. If you want to use them, give credit to their creator, Ze I. Wattson. Just to set the record straight. La la la ^_^

tIiaN- Part I- Facebook

The Internet in a Nutshell (tIiaN)- Part I- Facebook

‘The internet is a vast and wonderous wasteland full of cats, raging people, and ponies. But mostly, cats.

Lets take a looksie, shall we?

One of the places you will often incounter on the internet is known as Facebook. It is a very dangerous place full of morons, idiots, farmers, and annoying people who belong on twitter because they are always using hashtags.

eeenayways..

The farmers have a disease which they will try to spread to you and they will try several times a day to make you one of their own. They will constantly come out of nowhere requesting you, yes, requesting not forcing, requesting you to become one of their own. No matter how many times you push them back, they will come back with even greater determination and eventually they will force you into doing it. They will strap you down, they will pry your eyelids open, and make you watch boring shit like (how) you have to attend to the cows and farms and crops every single ten minutes and eventually you may succumb to them or you may not. There are few survivors, many of which have lost their minds to this harsh punishment, some of which have managed to escape.

That is Facebook in a nutshell.’

-My Brittish Brother.

*the brackets are me correcting his english and trying to make his babbling make more sense without altering the original shit he said as little as possible.

Surprise: Owning Birthday Specs!

Today, my friends and i all planned to throw a huuuge bday surprise party for one of my best friends, shermeen. anyhoo, we all met up at mcdonalds and then just sort of…waited =P

ok, so khadija, the one who was supposed to get the cake was apparently late. an hour late. if any one of my friends are late, they are extremely late -.- =P aaaand, cuz she wasnt here with the cake, the gal who was supposed to get shermeen didnt go to retrieve her, cuz what a disaster it would be if she got back with the bday girl who gets no bday cake =S i would be a very sad bday girl if that happened to me =(

but we did manage to entertain ourselves more or less. i mean, first of all, the guest list. there were a bunch of chicks that were shermeens friends from her tutions, and i didnt really know them. they hauled the whole of the party section at oneshop over to our table, i swear. party poppers (or pary ‘poopers’ according to amna ^_^and no, shes not thwee =3 ), streamers, a happy bithday banner, plates, spoons, party hats, birthday shades, and even masquerade masks( relevance? non whatsoever. randomness? uh, yeaaah. fun? YESH.) and for the birthday girl herself, a shiny magenta glitter covered cap and a bday tiara =) now you might ask what birthday shades are. well, theyre sunglasses. the eye whole bits (omg, i just realized im a disgrace as a glasses wearer, sob =O ) are square shaped, so they resemble a cake. and they have frosting on top, and with icing its written happy on one cake and birthday on the other. both cakes are topped with candles =) i love them, sure they look cheap, but i think its random and cute =) i got to keep a pair too! yaaaay, mine are pink, hot pink B)

sooo, finally khadija decides to grace her with her presence (she dragged my neighbor along too, minha) and got ze cake too, we sent mishaal off to go fetch the birthday princess. Royalty walks in (note that we’re sitting outside…), blind folded, and we attack. snow spray, confetti, party popper/poopers, the works, shouts of happy birthdaaaay. it was AWESOME. and she was totally blown (…today wasnt really her real bday either =P haha. but we were only about three days early.) and genuinely surprised and thrilled, of course.

before, while we waited we posed with the party hats, glasses, and masks and took some utterly retarded pictures. what in the world did we do with the banner? we tapped across ronald mcdonald (the clown sitting on a bench) in such a way that it looked like he was the one holding it. it looked fun =) while we were posing and all, everyone around us HATED us. we were loud and acting like psychopaths. so yeaaah. it was funny. there was this one particular aunty who thought we were literally insane. it was epic =)

so then we tried bursting into this other bday party for lil kids that was being hosted by mcdonalds but we were kicked out! =O oh my gosh, those little kids-! but they were in the middle of their game of musical chairs so i guess it was a matter of life or death for them. whoever wins the shiny mcdonalds wallet wins all the social status of a king obviously…well, yeah =P then, we got high, and went to the play area. god, it wasnt just stuffy in their, it was suffocating. it was all of summer in ONE little room. it was abandoned, and a couple retarded friends of mine actually went up (the slide, no less, not even the actual enterance -.-) i had the sense to wait outside. anyways, they kinda got stuck and then just came back out. it was hilarious. =)

finaaalllyyyy we got to order our food, stuff ourselves, and then after i had already finished eating, we went outside so that the rest of  my freinds could go eat  cuz theyre just THAT slow…we went to the playground outside and ate there. my freinds ordered too much (both chicken nuggets and fries) so i had to bail them out as the human disposal system. oh well, it was a job good done =) plus i love their fries. just oh so salty ❤

then we had a nice lond photoshoot. it was super fun, all of it. but sadly it came to an end. and thats when i went home, changed out of my moms heels, and just chilled in my pjs, watching jane by design and studying a bit of chemistry. =)

well, i still have a LOT more to say. and about 5 other post ideas…but im super tired so lets see how that goes =P and the thing is, my internet is being sooo annoying. it wont and wasnt letting me post! otherwise i missed typing out such news…well, more later, i hope. now lets see of THIS will post…

Aquamaaan and his ‘friends’

Aquamaaan and his 'friends'

i luuv batman ❤ and the original awesome greenlantern cartoon that used to come on when i was in the third grade, where the green lantern wasnt a freckly red head, but an awesome african-American dude with a goatie. oh, the good ol' days *sniff* but yeah, in batman the brave and the bold, i HATE aquaman. plus, i totally dont even get his power(s), if he has any. is he like a male mermaid. oh wait, i know! hes like king of the mermaids, am i right? like, arieals older brother? or uncle? =P (he is obviously not cool enough to be her dad, correct xD) are his powers like Percy Jackson or something? iiii dont know =P but yaaah, i just was browsing through 9gag and found this funny, and the animations cute, so i thought id share and save it here =) enjoy. but, seriously, aquaman? =S hahaha, i lust love batman =D