Stealing a Tree;Starting a War

Yes, you read that right.

Last night were the Mosquers held by the MSA, and I was super eager to go, yet because it was late (like 6 to 9 pm kinda late) and Hibah didn’t have permission to stay, I couldn’t go. I heard it was amazing, and emotional, and funny, and everything.

But one prize the sisters collectively walked away with was The Better Side of the Lounge.

So, I suggested that we steal the tree that the brothers are so proud of and move it to the girls’ side as our prize. Everyone laughed and no one really took me seriously, but I was, of course, a hundred percent serious. And then Kholoud walked in at the most perfect time, and she helped me steal the tree and move it to our side.

So I stole a tree this morning. And it was wonderful.

To celebrate this triumph even more, the two of us went to Imanie’s office to borrow some tape so we could label the tree with a sign that said “The Best Side of the Lounge”. It was a proud moment.

I left the lounge for my consecutive classes then. But it only gets better. Because the boys were obviously not thrilled about his developement and stole it back. However, Nooriyah caught them on camera and posted on the MSA fb page ratting them out to us. Kholoud and I started fighting in the comments and so the war began.

(I texted about this to Abdallah, but he couldn’t guess what I’d done. So I finally got ot tell him at like 3:30 pm and he died laughing.)

It was the beginning of my legacy as an MSA freshie xD

However, pretty quickly the great Adil/AQ gave his blessings for us to keep the tree, and the boys backed down saying it was out of respect for him.

Later on in the day, I come to the lounge to see that the tree has been decorated with a hijab and it looked hilariously fabulous. It was gorgeous.

YET HERE I AM AT 6 PM GETTING THIS TEXT- that notifies me the boys have stolen our tree back and left a smaller tree in its place as a replacement, attempting a truce.

Bullshit.

When Kholoud and I heard of this, we got really annoyed and started plotting their demise. But we’d already left campus so we started another fb war.

It is currently ongoing. We’ll see how this ends.

Will we get our beloved tree? Will the boys suddenly decrease in number in the MSA? Only time will tell.

 

-Frostie
the magical as hell snowman

The Retarded Effects of Coffee

I should have you know what the hell coffee does to a crazy, already hyper person like me.

first of all, the TEMPERATURE of the coffee is an insanely important factor in figuring out whats about to happen.

if its hot/warm coffee:
then its still too hot. i can NEVER have hot coffee. not even warm coffee. i have warmish semi lukewarm coffee. and it makes it impossible for me to sleep. i admit, i dont have coffee regularly or even often, but i really do love it. and cuz i dont have it often, i dont get a caffine buzz. but i still cant sleep. and sometimes, i get suuuper hyper. but not high. oh no. thats for other occasions like math class or when im sick..(more on that later =P )

and now for when i have cold coffee…

it sorta depends. if its the frothy milkshake type thing than i get hyper. and a bit more crazy than usual. dont give me frothy milkshake like cold coffee (especially one already loaded with sugar. not even one thats sugar free. cuz ill just end up adding a TON of sugar to it and then get even more…uncontrollable.) if you value any peace, tranquility, or if you have a terrible aversion to kids. just imagine 7  three year olds running around you, pulling your hair and tugging on the hem of your shirt, yelling at the top of their lungs. if that imagery doesnt please you then dont give me this kind of coffee. or else. you have been warned 😉 well, that image isnt entirely appropriate. First off, i am taller than them. and i have longer lung capacity to yell with. i can also run faster. and forget tugging at you-what good is that anyways? unless i need you to take me to the bathroom-ill just pick pocket you. …and possibly place those stolen goods in other peoples bags, hands, pockets, etc. so yeaaaah.

Nescafe Cold Coffee.

tastes just so freaking good. yuuuummmm. love the stuff. but it makes me shit sleepy. the first time i had it, i fell asleep exactly where i was. which was the floor of my room. i woke up two hours later with a pins and needles feeling on my entire right arm which, at the time, was my pillow. sooo…. yeah, sleepy =P

i actually had a sip of some today, and now i feel like im about to drop dead. just this one super tiny teeniest of teeny tiny sips. and still…

ok, now i just gotta mention the bribery thing, and im off to bed soon =)