Que’s Dirty Joke Slip-Up

I don’t get dirty jokes, since I’ve got the mind of a nine year old. Things that are otherwise normal for a teenager, isn’t there for me. So yeah.

So when I find there to be something dirty about what my fourteen year old lil brother, Que, I was one, proud of myself, and two, told him under no circumstances to ever say that like that again, otherwise he’d be mocked ridiculously for a looong time. I’m the cool sister like that.

He was telling a tale of how he got out of class early, but he chose to do so in one of the STRANGEST ways possible, so that it’s taken in the wrong sense most of the time.

He said he “got off his period early”. xD

Just wow. See? No teenaged DUDE should everrrr be caught saying that. It’s even worse that he didn’t know about periods to really get how wrong that sounded…

Well, this sort of brings to mind another small tidbit. Basically, Alya wants Zaid’s ovaries to explode in my comic. Zaid is a dude for those who aren’t sure. And so this is just quite the predicament. I said I’d draw it if Alya asked him for permission and he said yes. She asked, and he just kind of kept trying to explain to her that he didn’t HAVE any ovaries to explode. But Alya just kept going “But still!”. His face was priceless though. Like I could see a few thoughts pass through his mind on his face (and hear them too, course.) “And this is the friend that wants to be a doctor.” “…She takes Bio, right?” “Is my sex really that questionable that there is the possibility that I have ovaries?!” Some pretty awesome shiz.

Oh, then there’s another super awesome Alya story that happened today that it deserves it’s own post. Be back about that in a bit.

*poof*

-Ze

Zero no Tsukaima~

Ze Familiar of Zero!

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One of my faaavourite anime that I started when I was in eighth grade ^_^

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[I started watching anime a lot when I was in eighth grade- that’s when I got hooked onto it! And that is also the year in which I saw the most anime I had ever seen =) ]

Okaay, so Zero no Tsukaima is a wonderous fantasy anime with just the right amount of comedic romance to easily fall into my ‘Must watch’ anime lists =3

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^See what I mean by comedy? Well, I didn’t know these terms before when I watched it the first time, but Louise (ze young tiny pink haired lass) is a tsundere (did I spell is right?? I think so..) which would be Japenese/Otaku talk? for a character that rarely expresses their love or like for anything, always get embarrassed when it’s brought up, and contradict themselves about it- that is, deny they like/love that thing/person. So if Louise is a tsundere, and falls for Saito (cuute coolio Japenese guy in a blue hoodie), then she’s going to blush furiously all the time, stutter, get embarrassed, and deny everrr liking him, and say she hates him. But she doesn’t =)

I mean, lookie, isn’t Hiraga

 

 

Saito cuute?! He is one of my favourite characters, so bear with all these pictures of him now ^_^

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HIragi saito

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^This last one’s a deviant art picture, fan art, by a fedyfaust, I think. Cheers to him/her for making it! =)

Louise also has one of the damn coolest names possible. She easily wins Ze Coolest Full Name fictional Character Award from me, at least. Her full name is- wait for it while I google it, yes it IS in fact that long- Louise Françoise de la Baume le Blanc de la Vallière~! Mhmm, best name ever, am I right? xD

Ok, now this anime is the story of how Louise, bullied and cruelly nicknamed ‘Zero Louise’ by her classmates since her success rate with all spells and anything associated with magic has been, well, zero, gets fed up with all the teasing and decided that for her Second Year at school for mages exam, is going to summon the most beautiful, most graceful, and strongest familiar ever. And that’s where the name comes in, cuz she summons- The Familliar of Zero!

Now, utterly and completely humiliated since she summoned a mere human instead of something spectacular like a dragon, or a griffin, or a Charmeleon on Steroids (I kid you not, there is in fact one.) she summons something with even less magical potential than hers- a human, which has none!

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^Man, Kirche should’ve hit the B button while she still could…wait, I’m actually veryyyy glad she didn’t. I mean, how many of use really want to see a Charmander on steroids? O.o

But Louise still completes the ceremony to make a binding contract with her new familiar. Here’s  a snapshot of that. Cuz if it’s any sort of magical ceremony- there’s GOTTA be a kiss involved. It’s only expected of a Japanese anime. But come on, what about the girl who had the Charmeleon on Steroids?! Did she kiss that fat lizard??! Ewwww!

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At this point in the story, I should explain what happened. Louise summoned Saito from Japan, Earth and he got transported to this new world- Helgia or something of the sort- and this country, with it’s fabulous two moons eternally apart of the skyline (one huge blue, a smaller cute pink. Subtle message?). Now Saito, Japanese teenager, only knows Japanese. These people are speaking something else. And Louise, when having to deal with him flipping out- seeing that Charmeleon on Steroids going to freak the best of us, right? And two moons in the sky when there’s supposed to be one sun? Although that’s a minor detail to the damn lizard on fire.- and screaming, Louise expertly and maturely decides that this is the perfect time to test a silence spell, and keeping her zero percent success rate intact, she somehow manages to have him speak and understand their language (which, because it’s an anime, shall obviously be Japanese, despite where in space they are. I mean, even the Namakians knew Japanese…They should’ve at least explained it, like in Doctor Who..).

BUT- plot twist/Some Spoilers- Louise doesn’t suck at magic! Whaaat? And Saito IS one legendary familiar- Gandalfr (yep, he’s a Gandalf with an R =/ ) but I won’t explain. That you’ll have to understand by watching the anime =D It’s really amazing, and totally must be tried out if you like fantasy, magic, romance, comedy, feels, war, and sooome ecchi =S (I hate ecchi, but it’s there…here, at least as far as I’ve seen so far, they just show loads of cleavage…so ecchi related to boobs, nothing else, thank god. So far >.> )

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I still haven’t finished it? What-whyyy? Because, it’s got four seasons (the author died after that so it ended sooner than it otherwise would have.), and I watched up til somewhere in the middle or beginning of the third, then dropped it, for whatever reasons back then. Now, I watched from season 1 and 2, all in a looong go, (a few days, please. Not a marathon.) and now I’ve stopped cuz I got sick and did something stupid, anime related stupid, before I started off with season 3.

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Here’s some cute fan art again >w<

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^(Kirche should be properly dark skinned >.> What’s with changing her complexion?!)

Although this was probably a bit more than a week ago, I never got round to posting all this on Zero no Tsukaima…I was reaaaaally hooked on watching my anime rather than write about it… oopsies =P (then I also started a new anime, not a rewatch like this one- Hunter x Hunter, the 2011 remake, and I wanted to write an initial take on that first…so I did, but then I couldn’t post any of the pictures, for some reason they weren’t uploading, and that infuriated me to no end. Which put me in a foul mood to actually get round to posting this =P)

And here would be a few more pics cuz I did download and save them, so hence I must post them =3

images (7)^Hahahahahahahaha xD See, Louise refers to Saito as a dog and initially treats him as a pet since he’s her familiar- which is usually a magical animal- and this is from one of the endings, where Saito the dog reaches a paw out to his lovely and dazzling little master =3

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^I ship Saito and Louise, they’ve had my support from the beginning =) Saito x Louise ❤

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^This is actually a super important scene in the anime. It’s in a boat. And it’s-spoiler- where Saito confesses! ❤

Ok, that’s all mah pics, and now I gotta update a bit more on what I’ve been doing with anime ^_^ Since these winter holidays I’ve been doing nothing but watch anime =P

And there’s still that thing I did when I was sick yesterday…

Should explain that now. But Fiiiiirst, finish that Hunter x Hunter post! Since all these pictures were uploaded with no problems, those should too now ^_^ Wish me luuuck =3

Buh-byyye~!

Crazy, Chocolate, and Cookies,
-Ze

ps.
if you thought that was a lot, wait til you see how much I’ve got to type for HxH…I mean, it was supposed to be a first reaction kinda thing, but now I’ve seen the first 80 episodes, I’ve got a looot more to write about =)

 

 

Random Shiz Cuz Im Obsessed with 9gag

Pictures. look at them. LOOK AT THEM.

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^i love philosophy. and grain. and chemistry. sorta like carbohydrates. therefore, by default i love this.

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^such true shit. This dude and his kid, Junior i believe…, freaked me out SO MUCH as a kid. and even when i was older and supposed to go ‘hah, lol’ at the violence and creepiness, i still was atleast disgusted by loads of their stuff. If not still scared. I admit to nothing.

Hey, i like art. thats no secret. But Cow-art? NO, art ON cows? thats new. and this is brilliant. i love it. its so random and still sooo pretty.

am1ap6r_700b (1)< grr, i wish it were bigger…just click on it, then zoom in by clicking on it again. i just tested and it works. fool-proof. no chances of getting your hair stuck in the ceiling fan whatsoever.

there was a comment at the bottom when i clicked on the picture on 9gag. it was funny-ish so i shall put it here. i have no idea who commented this though. oh well. But it went something like ‘so now all you need to be an artist is paint on cows. nice.’ haha. no, just me? ok.

dammit. the rest of the pictures are saved on the family laptop… -_____- so i guess ill just have to post them later. oooh weeeell.

and thats all, folks~!

i know, i havent rambled on this in AGES, but i dont feel like it right now. so i shall later, some other time, vagueness vagueness.

so yeaaah.

Crazy, Chocolate, and Cookies,
-Ze