(Not so Much) Poetry Insipired by Sickitude

So i was planning out a sick song in my head just now, and thought- hey, i should record it, and just post it here.

as future me can recall quite vividly, im sure, and if not, this account should shed some light on the memories that i get quite a bit, well, wonky when sick.

like willy wonka wonky. (HA HA. arent i funneh?)

anyhoo, im lamer than usual (i typoed lamer as lamber and i was seriously considering leaving it like that for a second and then making a bad pun about going for the lion rather than the lamb. yes, i had a pll marathon yesterday, duuh.) and weirder and crazier and make NO SENSE AT ALL.

but rather than reminece about such stories of the past where i have embarrassed myself expertly and proffesionally, lets sing out that sick song now shall we?

wait. i cant sing. (no, not just cant cant, but i reallyyyy cant cant cant. i has a throat infection.) so i will now write a sick poem.

i forgot. damn. oh well. lets start from scratch…in a bit. i feel dizzy. so im going to minimize this, lie down for a bit then get back to it later. and yeah, im THAT sick, im getting woozy. and my eyes are tearing up…

gosh,  i hate being sick -__________-

around four and a half hours (i read HP and the Half-Blood Prince, i slept, i was on fb, i slept some more, moaned, complained, froze and shivered, sweat and turned on the ac, then read just a taaad bit more. and watched Night at the Museum for the second time since its RELEASE. wohoo!) i am exhasted, sleepy, and feel like puking. and like theres a knife being twisted in my gut. i hate being sick =/

yeah, i think i reaaaallllyyyy need to get to sleep now. i just temporarily (2 and a half seconds, dammit!) forgot how to spell nife. i mean, knife. crap. i just did it again.

yeeaah, so i need sleep now. ‘night.

Ze Sick Ze,
-Ze

haha. repetition is funny. no? nevermind. i am lamer than usual. especially since im sick aaand sleep deprived/had too much sleep (sixteen hours. no wonder im still up in the ams.). so yeah. sleep. i covet it dearly.

Giving Twitter a Go (British Accent Addition)

soooo. yeaaah. i just joined twitter. again. i knoow, i already have (twice, so to speak) but the first one, i honestly was just messing about and mucking it all up [in case you wanted to know, im speaking im typing and thinking with a british accent. cuz i am a brit, and cuz i just watched half of (harry potter and ) the Goblet of Fire (my absolute FAV harry potter film). hence the sudden language shift…’mucking it all up..’] And i gave myself a, dare i admit it, google translated name. yesh. i did. oh, the shame x3 actually, i just find it funny that i did this 😀 i took my real name, google translated it to german (i was germany my entire eighth grade MUNning career and it stuck..) and used that as my username thing…not a great success. and my tweets were utterly ludicrous. 

Moving oon, i had to tie up loose ends and all that, by deactivating my old, second twitter attempt as i wanna recycle its username =3 follow me if anyone cares, and future-me do check out my old stuff like tweets and celebs ive followed. im sure itll be nostalgic and random and downright hilaaaarious =D its @ZeChocoLatte shoot. The I is for Irish.

*accent lost and utterly abandoned by now*

andandand- the second twitter attempt frizzled since i just followed loads of people and just never really tweeted. speaking of people ive followed, its pretttyyy random….ive got things like BBC news, and the Irish Post, the Guardian, and then youtubers like MarcusButlerTv, Jacksgap, Zoella, (noooo. theyre not aaall british >x<  ), Discasp/Casper Lee (ha! i told you soo! ^_^ ) , ConnorFranta, and then stuff like Pll, Sherlock, Percy Jackson and even the NBA and the Bulls. whaaat. knowing my basketball obsession with the sport, its ok, i guess. but i dont really care about any of the official games, though they can be fun to watch . i like the game. not the sport (does that make any sense at all? it did up here in my head…on this here screen it seems pretty stupid, confusing, and silly. huh. ) and considering my superb and completely existent talent and knack at this sport, yeah, this makes total and perfect sense…if i think about it, im possibly gonna end up following loaads of fictional characters and authors a lot more than celebrities (so far one =P ) and singers (1D <3).

speaking of singers and bands and youtube, i watched a 90s tag vid by JoeyGarceffa (new to his stuff, not a regular watcher or anything. it just showed up as a suggestion and seemed interesting so i clicked on it. meh.) and there was a debated question: N’sync or the Backstreet Boys? and ive never heard n’syns music before, and honestly, never even knew how to spell it or that justin timberlake was in that band until i googled it. i astound yall with my brilliance, i know. but the backstreet boys- heard of them! but i havent heard any of their music either…but what i do remember about them a lot is that my brother got this epic beyblade book thing on his birthday when i was like ten, and he eight, when beyblade was all the rage here (season 2: V-force) and it had all the teams and stats and names of members and stuff listed there plus other cool stuff (i must sooo go and look for that long lost book  treasure now…especially since i was rewatching beyblade (still season 1…sorry =P ) but i kinda stopped in between…gotta start off again. dont know when though, i started watching fairy tail…what? im so off track here =P anyways, there was a pun on the name the backstreet boys, and then my brother even told me of a real band called the buck wheat boys, i think..? i dont know. (when i was a kid i thought of yellowish bunnies with scary huge teeth in a field of wheat dressed in little striped purple suits. it was a scary image i had of them. never googled them. ever. still havent.) and so i time traveled and listened to a bunch of (maybe three) BSB songs and i actually like them, and as a kid i think i really couldve wouldve loved them. so yeah. dont know n’sync but i pick BSB =D and ive ot Straight Through My Heart (soldier down) on loop. all day. today. aaaah ❤

ive just unfollowed pll seeing as im a few episodes behind and just got a HUUUGE spoiler >x< so upsettiiiiing, aaarrrrgh. no spoilers and then bam, one through the official twitter. wth -.- =/ what has the world come to…

anyways, now ive forgotten my whole thing and flow( ha, as if. dont kid yourself) as to where this was going and what i was going to say…well.. guess thats all over with =/

‘Night.

-Dr. Grey I. Wattson
The I is for Irish.

ps. third times twitter charm: i joined cuz the allure of hashtags is far too great =3 =D totally serious. its for the hashtags and the bulls and the news i otherwise dont get. mhmm. true story, bro. hashtags. #coollikethat

That Sickly Challenge

but anyways, a lot of stuff happened today. lets start with the sickly challenge.

so the thing was that just about everyone who went to the nationals and was a debater got sick except me. and the boys basketball team. but, surprise surprise, they all got sick too. wali kept complaining his whole body ached after the bus ride, brun said he was nauseous, aziz got food poisoning (as he claimed, but it might very well be that he just cant handle his seafood. (i had seafood too and im fine. but then again, i do have a strong gut, so maybe it was just me afterall)), and ayesha and mateena were dying of sore throats, loosing their voices semily, and their voices bait gaye, all at the same time. so yeah. and i started bragging how i wasnt getting sick like those too, especially since they were contagious, and i was even eating all their food too. so ayesha took it upon herself to get me to catch whatever she and mateena had, or atleast get me sick. she failed. boo yeah =P yeah, so i was the only one who wasnt sick, yaaay =)

fun, but as soon as i got back, i got cutlets made by daddi for lunch. i guess she  made them for us kids since we werent in our hometown, and she couldnt feed us all weekend. so i had them. and then it turned out that they gave me explosive diarrhea -.- que and my dadda got it too….sucks.

that was yesterday. and i even kinda forgot i was sick and had nutella. god, was my mom mad at me for that act of stupidity…but the chocolate cured me! i was fiiiine until i had tuna today -________- evil fishy… so yeah, but i did get to come home early then ^_^ so now ive got a new distraction: the Nine Lives of Chloe King, or as i simply call it, Kitty Lives. i love the theme song thing, but i just found it cool until her fingernails became claws. cheapness level: pindi boyz -.-” ew. but seriously, even the effects were almost level merlin (eventhough i love it ^_^). and when she went all acrobatic, i thought it was awesome. but then the claws and…bam, all coolness out the window.

and i don like alec. ugh. he has a cute character, but hes not cute, and he needs a haircut. i dont like him too much. i love amy, chloes best friend though. shes just so pretty! and sweet =) okaaaay, yeah, gonna go watch some now =P